Privacy Policy: Your Secrets are Safe With Me
I do not in anyway care who you are, your personal information or your habits. Frankly it’s not worth it, you will never have to log-on to this site, and I do not need to know anything about you. The only things I even look at are the site usage stats. They tell me all I need to know, what everybody is reading so I know what you the public likes and doesn't like. Personally, I don't care what you like, however I willing to pretend. What does that mean; simply I will happily keep this relationship anonymous.
We both know how it has to be, so be strong and know that I am doing this because I care, not because I don't. I know I just said I didn't care, but you know better, that’s just how I get sometimes, defensive and foolish. Shhh, please baby. I can't bare the pain again, the last time I lost your love still aches inside me. Let’s not make this more that it is, you live your life, I'll live mine that way no one gets hurts. I love you...................................
Sorry, I had a flash back to High School and that bitch that broke my heart. Seriously though I am not keeping up with your personal information and any email sent to me will be held in strict confidence, never to be seen by the worthless eyes of spammers. Feel free to browse and comment away, that carefree way you live life, which ultimately took you from me. One day your wandering spirit may lead you back to me. Till then, your privacy is one of my primary concerns and I love you............bitch!
PS: Any emails sent from the site will come from this address only. Ignore any other emails, just like you ignore my undying love and interpretive dance/poetry slams in your honor. If only one could type tears, wow, that is Meta.
To Review: Info without all the icky
Ignore the creepiness above, I thought it is was funny. Basically I have site stats that tell me how many people stopped by, what they looked at and how they got there. I just find this interesting, because I get so lonely.
- I do not keep track of individuals, your habits or personal information
- You will never have to login to this site
- The information I don't keep will never be sold to anyone
- Any messages contact form/email will be kept confidential
- I have nothing to gain from spying on you, I am to lazy to make it profitable
Please send me any corrections and additions that you find. Any help in adding to this site will be greatly appreciated. Please use the contact page or email me at this address.
Feel free to use anything found on this page as you see fit. Trivial knowledge should always be free and available to all. My only request is that you link to this page in some way. Go forth and spread the erratum, amen.
Thank You, ~The Mayor of Kentonville
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