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You have heard them, you have said them, did you say them correctly?
HAMLET
Whose was it?
FIRST CLOWN
A whoreson, mad fellow’s it was. Whose do you think it was?
HAMLET
Nay, I know not.
FIRST CLOWN
A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! ‘A pour’d a flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, sir, was Yorick’s skull, the King’s jester.
HAMLET
This?
FIRST CLOWN
E’en that.
HAMLET
Let me see. [Takes the skull.] Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kiss’d I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap- fall’n? Now get you to my lady’s chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
HORATIO
What’s that, my lord?
HAMLET
Dost thou think Alexander look’d o’ this fashion i’ th’ earth?
HORATIO
E’en so
HAMLET
And smelt so? Pah!
[Puts down the skull.]
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[Thunder. Enter the three Witches] FIRST Witch
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.
SECOND WITCH
Thrice, and once the hedge-pig whin’d.
THIRD WITCH
Harpier cries; ’tis time, ’tis time.
FIRST WITCH
Round about the cauldron go; In the poison’d entrails throw. Toad, that under cold stone Days and nights has thirty-one Swelter’d venom sleeping got, Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot. ALL
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. SECOND WITCH
Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. ALL
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. THIRD WITCH
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, Witches’ mummy, maw and gulf Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark, Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the dark, Liver of blaspheming Jew, Gall of goat, and slips of yew Silver’d in the moon’s eclipse, Nose of Turk and Tartar’s lips, Finger of birth-strangled babe Ditch-deliver’d by a drab, Make the gruel thick and slab: Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron, For the ingredients of our cauldron. ALL
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. SECOND WITCH
Cool it with a baboon’s blood, Then the charm is firm and good. [Enter HECATE to the other three Witches]
ANTONY
You gentle Romans,–
CITIZENS
Peace, ho! let us hear him.
ANTONY
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it. Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest– For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men– Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man. He hath brought many captives home to Rome Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in Caesar seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man. You all did see that on the Lupercal I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, And I must pause till it come back to me. FIRST CITIZEN
Methinks there is much reason in his sayings.
SECOND CITIZEN
If thou consider rightly of the matter, Caesar has had great wrong.
MACDUFF
Then yield thee, coward, And live to be the show and gaze o’ the time: We’ll have thee, as our rarer monsters are, Painted on a pole, and underwrit, ‘Here may you see the tyrant.’
MACBETH
I will not yield, To kiss the ground before young Malcolm’s feet, And to be baited with the rabble’s curse. Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane, And thou opposed, being of no woman born, Yet I will try the last. Before my body I throw my warlike shield. Lay on, Macduff, And damn’d be him that first cries, ‘Hold, enough!’
[Exeunt, fighting. Alarums]
[Retreat. Flourish. Enter, with drum and colours, MALCOLM, SIWARD, ROSS, the other Thanes, and Soldiers]
[Exit] HAMLET
Madam, how like you this play?
GERTRUDE
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
HAMLET
O, but she’ll keep her word.
CLAUDIUS
Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in’t?
HAMLET
No, no! They do but jest, poison in jest; no offence i’ th’ world.
CLAUDIUS
What do you call the play? 2130
HAMLET
‘The Mousetrap.’ Marry, how? Tropically. This play is the image of a murther done in Vienna. Gonzago is the duke’s name; his wife, Baptista. You shall see anon. ‘Tis a knavish piece of work; but what o’ that? Your Majesty, and we that have free souls, it touches us not. Let the gall’d jade winch; our withers are unwrung.
[Enter Lucianus. This is one Lucianus, nephew to the King.]
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[Enter KING JOHN, PEMBROKE, SALISBURY, and other Lords] KING JOHN
Here once again we sit, once again crown’d, and looked upon, I hope, with cheerful eyes.
PEMBROKE
This ‘once again,’ but that your highness pleased, Was once superfluous: you were crown’d before,And that high royalty was ne’er pluck’d off, the faiths of men ne’er stained with revolt; fresh expectation troubled not the land With any long’d-for change or better state.
SALISBURY
Therefore, to be possess’d with double pomp, to guard a title that was rich before, to gild refined gold, to paint the lily, to throw a perfume on the violet, to smooth the ice, or add another hue Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish, is wasteful and ridiculous excess.
PEMBROKE
But that your royal pleasure must be done, this act is as an ancient tale new told, and in the last repeating troublesome, being urged at a time unseasonable.
SALISBURY
In this the antique and well noted face of plain old form is much disfigured; And, like a shifted wind unto a sail, It makes the course of thoughts to fetch about, startles and frights consideration, Makes sound opinion sick and truth suspected, for putting on so new a fashion’d robe.
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